A prank to rival all pranks before has been pulled on the entire world.
In the face of all of the troubles plaguing the planet right now, from falling economies to war to some hostages being taken somewhere, the Nobel Prize Committee has decided to bring a little joy and happiness to the humble people of Earth. The crafty bastards of the Committee have said “fuck tradition” and awarded this year’s prize to U.S. President Barack Obama.
The Norwegian Nobel Committee’s deadline for nominations was February 1, just 11 days after Obama’s inauguration, and around 200 nominations were received. Also around that time, Wii Fit was really taking the world by storm, and the Nobel Committee decided that being in shape (and having fun! Oh yes, fun!) was much more important than actually reviewing all of the boring fucks that had been nominated for this year’s Peace Prize. Seriously, name five of ‘em. Neither can I.
Overheard during the eight minute long discussion panel to choose this year’s winner was the following conversation:
“Shit, man. Look at all of these fucking people.”
“Seriously, I have to Google everyone I’ve seen so fa… hey look! Barack Obama! Isn’t that the dude running for President of the U.S.?”
“Hey dildo, he’s been President for 11 days now.”
“Really? Has he done anything cool yet?”
“He’s black.”
“WHAT!?”
“Yep.”
“Fuck it, winner. Let’s go play Wii Fit.”